j-rag

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Short for 'jiz rag.' A girl so ugly and annoying you'd take a dump on her face just to make her cry.

My cousin is a j-rag. She wears glitter and hates everyone.

That girl in math class is a j-rag. She talks too much and never shuts up.

My mom called my teacher a j-rag because she failed me.

Short for 'baby jiz-rag.' A kid so annoying you'd rather get a tattoo than listen to them all day.

My little brother is a j-rag. He cries when he loses a race.

That kid in the park is a j-rag. He won't stop yelling.

My friend's kid is a j-rag. He eats pizza for breakfast.

A Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays. A person who thinks God is mad at everyone but them.

My uncle is a j-rag. He thinks the world will end if gays get married.

That guy at church is a j-rag. He yells at the priest every Sunday.

My dad is a j-rag. He thinks the devil is in the microwave.

A Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays. A person who votes for the devil just because he wears a suit.

My neighbor is a j-rag. He thinks the president is the second coming of Jesus.

That guy in the car behind me is a j-rag. He honks at people who don't wave.

My teacher is a j-rag. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and God is a republican.