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A JRI is when you drink jager and then do stupid stuff you don't remember doing. It's like being drunk but even worse because you might end up texting your mom's ex or doing a dance in the middle of a store.

I texted my boss 'I love you' at 2 am.

I tried to sing karaoke in a gas station.

I told my neighbor I was a superhero.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A JRI is when you drink jager and your brain goes on strike. You might end up doing things like eating pizza out of a trash can or telling your crush you're married.

I ate a whole pizza from the dumpster.

I told my crush I was married and had three kids.

I tried to fight a vending machine.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A JRI is when you drink jager and suddenly become a human tornado of stupid. You might end up screaming at the sky, crying in a bathroom, or trying to kiss your best friend's dog.

I screamed at the sky about my ex.

I cried in a public bathroom for 10 minutes.

I tried to kiss my best friend's dog.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A JRI is when you drink jager and your brain decides it wants to party. You might end up doing things like wearing your socks on your hands, yelling at your phone, or trying to dance with a chair.

I wore my socks on my hands and screamed at my phone.

I tried to dance with a chair in the living room.

I told my mom I was a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A JRI is when you drink jager and your brain turns into a mess. You might end up doing things like eating a whole cake in one bite, texting your teacher 'I hate you', or trying to run away from your house in pajamas.

I ate an entire cake in one bite.

I texted my teacher 'I hate you' at 3 am.

I ran out of my house in pajamas.

by Slangipedia 11d ago