J + R

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This couple is totally made for each other. She loves him and he loves her. They text every day saying they miss each other and want to cuddle. They will finally get their shit together someday.
Hey babe, I miss you so much I could punch a wall.
I need cuddles now or I will die.
When are you gonna stop being a tard and propose?
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A god-like man who streams, plays games, and shows off amazing reactions. He makes videos so good they should be engraved in gold.
Just watched that video again. Still god-like.
He reacted to that game like I did when I got my first kiss.
That video was fire. Literally.
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A world-famous producer who can't shut up. He yells his name and label drops like a maniac during every song.
J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!
I can't hear the song, I can only hear him screaming.
He dropped his name more times than I've had bad days.
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A total idiot who doesn't know the score of the game he's playing. He looks like he was hit by a truck.
I scored 10 points and he missed the ball.
He didn’t even know what the game was.
He looked like he forgot how to breathe.
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A JRI is like an ARI but with Jager. You forget everything. You might text someone you don’t remember texting. You might have sex with someone you don’t remember having sex with. It’s like time and space broke.
I texted my ex and didn’t remember doing it.
I had sex with my best friend and didn’t know.
I blacked out and woke up in a stranger's house.
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JR Pennysworth is a code name for a weed joint. It came from the word 'Joint,' which got shortened to 'J.' Sometimes it got stretched for comedic effect.
I lit up a JR Pennysworth and it hit me like a freight train.
That joint was so long, it had its own zip code.
I smoked a JR Pennysworth and forgot my own name.
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A forum started in 2004 for John and Richie. It started nice, but turned into a mess. A guy named Sherbet Boy made it worse by being a sarcastic ass. The forum exploded in 2005. Now it’s a new forum where people can be even more of an ass.
That forum was like a war zone.
Sherbet Boy was the reason it exploded.
Now it's a new forum and people are even more of an ass.
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