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when you lie to a girl and say you just want to hang out as friends, but you really want to blow her mind while your girlfriend is getting her hair done
Hey, wanna grab a milkshake? I swear it's just friends stuff.
I said I was only gonna text you because I was bored. Not because I wanted to cheat on my girlfriend with you.
I told her I wanted to be friends. She said, 'Okay.' I said, 'Okay.' She said, 'Okay.' I said, 'Okay.' Then I kissed her.
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telling a girl you’re just hanging out as friends, when you really want to snitch on your girlfriend and make out with her in the mall food court
I said I was only hanging out because I was lonely. She said, 'Okay.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend.
I said, 'Just friends.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend in the food court.
I said, 'We’re just friends.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend in the mall.
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pretending you’re just friends with a girl, when you really want to punch your girlfriend in the face and take her place
I said I was just hanging out. Then I snitched on my girlfriend and took her place.
I told her I was just friends. She said, 'Okay.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend.
I said, 'We’re just friends.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend and took her place.
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when you say you're only hanging out with a girl because you're lonely, but you're really trying to steal your girlfriend’s man and make out with her
I said I was lonely. She said, 'Okay.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend and stole her man.
I told her I was lonely. She said, 'Okay.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend and stole her man.
I said, 'I’m just lonely.' She said, 'Okay.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend and stole her man.
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when you lie to a girl and say you’re just friends, but you’re really trying to make your girlfriend look like a total idiot
I said I was just friends. Then I snitched on my girlfriend and made her look like an idiot.
I told her I was just friends. Then I snitched on my girlfriend and made her look like an idiot.
I said, 'We’re just friends.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend and made her look like an idiot.
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pretending you're just hanging out with a girl, when you really want to make your girlfriend cry and take her place
I said I was just hanging out. Then I snitched on my girlfriend and made her cry.
I told her I was just hanging out. Then I snitched on my girlfriend and made her cry.
I said, 'We’re just hanging out.' Then I snitched on my girlfriend and made her cry.
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