Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you stand like a J and look like you just got out of jail

Bro, your J-pose is worse than my math test

I saw you do the J-pose in the hallway and it was a crime

Your J-pose is so bad it made the principal cry

2

when you stand like a J and your body looks like it was hit by a truck

Your J-pose is like a broken robot

I saw you do the J-pose and I almost called 911

Your J-pose is so bad my dog walked out of the room

3

when you stand like a J and you look like you're about to fall over

Your J-pose is like a wobbly table

I saw you do the J-pose and I thought you were going to fall

Your J-pose is so bad it made the ceiling shake

4

when you stand like a J and you look like you're trying to escape a jail cell

Your J-pose is like a prisoner trying to break out

I saw you do the J-pose and I thought you were going to run

Your J-pose is so bad it made the guards laugh

5

when you stand like a J and you look like you're about to explode

Your J-pose is like a ticking bomb

I saw you do the J-pose and I thought you were going to burst

Your J-pose is so bad it made the walls shake

6

when you stand like a J and you look like you're stuck in a bad movie

Your J-pose is like a B-movie villain

I saw you do the J-pose and I thought you were in a movie

Your J-pose is so bad it made the director quit