j pierce

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J Pierce is a goddamn legend. Cool, kind, and awesome. He’s the best friend who stays behind to tie your shoe while the rest of your group walks off into the void.
Yo J Pierce, you’re the only one who stays when I drop my shoe and run off like a coward.
J Pierce is the reason I don’t look like a total f***ing mess.
When I’m lost in the woods, J Pierce is the one who finds me and laughs at my dumb f***ing face.
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J Pierce is a total f***ing lunatic who loves sports and the beach. He’s the kind of guy who would surf, skate, and play soccer all in the same day and still have energy to laugh at your dumb jokes.
J Pierce once tried to skateboard down a hill and fell into a bush. He still laughed like it was the best f***ing thing ever.
At the beach, J Pierce is the one who jumps into the waves like a total f***ing idiot.
He plays soccer, hockey, and football all at once and still has the energy to prank me.
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J Pierce is a total f***ing idiot who doesn’t care about looks and loves being goofy. He’s popular but doesn’t care about being the best. He’s just happy to have friends.
J Pierce once showed up to school with a f***ing hat on backwards and nobody cared.
He doesn’t care about his hair or his eyes. He just cares about making people laugh.
He’s the kind of guy who will dress up as a chicken and dance in the middle of the school.
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Ben J. Pierce is the f***ing cutest kid on YouTube. He sings, dances, and acts like a total f***ing genius. His puns are the worst, but they’re hilarious. He’s an eyebrow activist and I swear he’s the best.
Ben J. Pierce is the cutest little f***ing kid and I watch his videos every day.
His song ‘Little Game’ is the best thing ever. It’s f***ing BAE.
He’s an eyebrow activist, which means he’s the best at everything.
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