Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Juul is like a tiny cigarette that hits you so hard your brain short-circuits.

I vaped so much my lungs are now a fire hazard.

My Juul is my best friend. It doesn't judge me when I cry at 2 a. m.

I tried to quit Juuling. Now I'm just Juul-dependent.

2

A Juul is a little box that turns your brain into a puddle of happy tears and regret.

I Juul so much my mom thinks I'm a ghost.

I brought my Juul to lunch. Now I'm the lunch table ghost.

I Juul so much I forgot my own name.

3

A Juul is a tiny device that makes your brain say yes to every bad decision ever.

I Juul so much I skipped math class. Now I can't count.

I Juul so much my dog started Juuling too.

I Juul so much I now dream in vapor clouds.

4

A Juul is a little box that turns your brain into a hot mess and your wallet into a cold sobriety.

I Juul so much I now have a Juul addiction and a Juul debt.

I Juul so much I'm now a Juul zombie.

I Juul so much I forgot how to breathe without vapor.

5

A Juul is a tiny cigarette that makes your brain scream and your lungs yell.

I Juul so much my lungs are now a vocal group.

I Juul so much I now sing in the shower with vapor.

I Juul so much I now have a Juul voice.

6

A Juul is a little box that turns your brain into a happy mess and your brain into a confused mess.

I Juul so much I now have a Juul brain and a Juul heart.

I Juul so much my brain is now a Juul explosion.

I Juul so much I now think in vapor and smoke.