Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Canadian speedcuber who has the worst luck ever and somehow still makes people cry while solving a Rubik's cube

Dylan Wang is the reason I failed math

J Perm is the only person who can solve a Rubik's cube while crying

Why does J Perm always solve the cube right when I'm about to finish?!

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A Canadian speedcuber who has the face of a confused raccoon and somehow got famous for solving cubes

J Perm’s face looks like he just ate a sock

Dylan Wang is the raccoon of speedcubing

Why is J Perm on YouTube? He looks like he just got yelled at by a math teacher

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A Canadian speedcuber who has the speed of a cheetah and the brain of a confused pigeon

J Perm is fast but his brain is slower than my grandma’s speech

Dylan Wang solves cubes like it’s a job, but he still acts like he just woke up

Why does J Perm solve cubes so fast but still can’t decide what to eat for breakfast?

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A Canadian speedcuber who is so good at cubes he makes the Rubik's cube feel bad about itself

J Perm makes the Rubik's cube feel like it's failing a test

Dylan Wang solves the cube so fast it's like it's on a treadmill

The Rubik's cube is begging J Perm to take a break

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A Canadian speedcuber who solves cubes so fast he makes time feel like it's getting bullied

J Perm solves the cube so fast that time is crying

Dylan Wang is like time's worst nightmare

Why is J Perm so fast? Time is running away from him!

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A Canadian speedcuber who is so good he should get a medal for making the cube feel proud

J Perm gives the Rubik's cube a standing ovation

Dylan Wang is the reason the cube is now confident

The cube is so proud of J Perm it's going to start a new career as a motivational speaker