J. Percy Page High School

J. Percy Page High School is a school in Edmonton where the teachers are all jerks, the kids are all fools, and the J probably stands for jail. You get cut off in line by cooler kids, you hold a door for a hot girl who ignores you, and everyone talks about weed, parties, and lousy cars.

J. Percy Page High School is like a prison for brainless kids. The teachers are all racists, communists, or just plain pricks. You get cut in line, you hold a door for someone who doesn’t notice you, and everyone talks about weed, cars, and how dumb they think you are.

J. Percy Page High School is a place where you're surrounded by fools, the teachers are all jerks, and the J might stand for jail. Kids cut you off in line, you hold a door for someone hot who doesn't see you, and all you hear is talk about weed, parties, and lousy cars.