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A J patty is a greasy meat-filled dough ball that tastes like regret and regret only. It’s like eating a curse that was fried in oil and served by a guy who smells like a sewer and a bad decision.
I ate a J patty at 2 a. m. and now my stomach is fighting a war.
That J patty was so bad, my dog threw up on my mom’s lap.
I ate a J patty and now I’m questioning my life choices.