j pass

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A j pass is like a golden ticket to insult people without getting in trouble. You get it by being a total ass for years and never getting fired.
I just got my j pass. I can call my boss a f***ing donkey now.
He said I was a f***ing idiot. I said I had my j pass.
My j pass lets me say 'you're a f***ing mess' and walk away.
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A j pass is when you're allowed to be a f***ing jerk because you've been one for so long. It's like being a certified piece of sh*t.
I’ve got my j pass. I just called my mom a f***ing piece of sh*t.
He got his j pass after 10 years of being a f***ing jerk.
I said 'you’re a f***ing loser' and no one said anything because I had my j pass.
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A j pass is like being given a f***ing shield so you can insult people and walk away. It's earned by being a total f***ing disaster for years.
I said 'you’re a f***ing disaster' and walked away with my j pass.
She got her j pass after yelling at the whole office for a week.
He had his j pass so he could call me a f***ing idiot and no one cared.
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