J-Park

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A J-Park is a tiny Asian dude who plays video games like it’s his job and talks about economics like it’s a hobby. He’s a lazy bum who’s too busy laughing at Harold and Kumar to do his homework, but he’s chill and will drink till he’s sick if you let him.
My J-Park buddy passed out in math class after drinking 3 Monster energy drinks.
He said he’d rather play Final Fantasy than do his economics homework.
He got a D+ because he spent all his time playing video games and watching Harold and Kumar.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J-Park is the sweaty kid who beats up all the ugly Asian girls and spends more time on his PC than in the real world.
He beat up the ugliest girl in school just because she wore a purple shirt.
He spent 10 hours playing a video game instead of doing his homework.
He had a 200-pound PC on his back and still beat up the Asian girl in gym class.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J-Park is your best friend in the Corsa who’s always there to help you out, even if he’s too busy playing video games to notice.
My J-Park buddy drove me to school even though he was still playing Mario Kart.
He texted me in the middle of a game to tell me about his new economics homework.
He sat next to me in the Corsa and didn’t even notice I was there because he was playing a video game.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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