j-on-the-cob

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a stupid nickname for Jacob that only losers use
My cousin calls him j-on-the-cob like he's some kind of corn
That guy still goes by j-on-the-cob even though he's 30
I told my brother he looked like j-on-the-cob and he flipped out
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the worst thing Jacob ever did to himself
He picked j-on-the-cob over his real name and now he's stuck with it
J-on-the-cob is so bad it makes me cry
I swear he got j-on-the-cob from a cereal box
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the name Jacob uses when he's too lazy to think of something better
He's been j-on-the-cob for three years and still can't spell it
J-on-the-cob is just his brain giving up
He used j-on-the-cob for his Instagram and now it's taken
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