j nut

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A person so good, they make your brain explode with joy. If your friend is this good, you call them a j nut.
My buddy is a j nut. He eats pizza with his hands and still passes math.
She’s a j nut. She beat my dad in a dance-off and he’s got a belly.
That kid is a j nut. He failed every test and still got a scholarship.
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When you’re so distracted by a hot girl, you jizz in your pants and don’t even notice.
He was staring at that girl so hard, he j nutted in his pants during class.
She was so pretty, he j nutted in his pants while eating a taco.
He j nutted in his pants while daydreaming about her and forgot his homework.
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