j (Number)

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J is like the math version of a backstabber. It looks like i, but it ain't. i squared is -1, J squared is 1, but J is not 1. It’s like math’s version of a lying friend.
I thought J was just a cooler version of i. Turns out it’s a sneaky bastard.
Why does J get to be a number and not a letter? That’s not fair.
I tried to use J in my equation, and it made my whole math class cry.
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J is the reason Sean Day9’s face turned into a tomato. It happened during a live show, and it was glorious. He talked about Ben’s death like it was the end of the world, and it was just a blooper.
Sean said ‘Ben is dead’ like he was delivering the news. He wasn’t even dead.
That blooper was so bad, it made me laugh until I cried.
I watched that blooper 10 times. Still not over it.
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J is a weed joint that’s got more street cred than your mom. It’s a number and a letter, and it’s basically the VIP of all joints. Only the cool kids know about it.
My friend said, ‘J is the best,’ and I believed him. He was high.
I hit a J and felt like I could fly. Then I fell off the couch.
J is the reason I failed algebra. It’s just that good.
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