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When you're so clueless you're basically just 'not' and everyone else is like 'what the hell is wrong with you?'. It's the worst kind of ignorance, and it's called 'jnot' because you're just not trying.
Bro, you’re like jnot at the party. No one even knows you’re there.
She’s been jnot since the beginning of the year. Still jnot.
He’s jnot jnot. That’s just sad.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Short for 'just joking,' but it's more like 'just lying and hoping no one checks.' Used when someone is about to get roasted and tries to save face.
He said 'just joking,' but we all saw the look on his face.
You said 'j/k' but I saw you eat the last slice of pizza.
She said 'just joking' but then cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy with way more talent than he deserves but too full of himself to let anyone shine. He's friendly, but too scared to actually be close to people. He waits for everyone else, but by the time he shows up, everyone's done.
J was supposed to be there an hour ago. He’s just waiting for everyone else to finish.
He’s got the talent but the ego of a thousand donkeys.
He waited so long to show up, I had a second date already.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A smoky stick made by J, packed with illegal stuff. It’s not just a joint, it’s a JJ, made just for J, and you’re lucky if you get to smoke it.
He rolled a JJ and said 'this one’s just for me.'
The JJ he made was so strong, I felt it in my bones.
I took one hit of the JJ and I was high for a week.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone gives you a blow job but has so few or tiny teeth it feels like you're getting a smooth ride with no bumps. Also happens when two people with the same problem take turns on you.
He gave me a JJ and it was like eating a smoothie with no texture.
She had two teeth and gave me a JJ that felt like a massage.
They both had JJ and took turns, I felt like a VIP.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The original J, the one who started it all. Everyone else is just a copy. He’s the father of chaos, joy, and emotional torture. You can’t escape him, and he’ll hurt your feelings just to prove it.
J showed up and immediately broke the rules. Classic J.
He hurt my feelings and called it a gift.
You can’t delay the J, he’s always coming.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The real J, the internet legend who does crazy stuff and has a ton of side bitches. Whatever he does is probably bad, but it's always worth watching.
J walked into the room and everyone was like 'what's he gonna do now?'
He has side bitches and no regrets.
Whatever J plans, it’s never good, but it’s always fun.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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