J NO LA

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The most caring person you will ever meet. She's like a best friend, a mom, and a free pizza all in one. She'll stick by you even when you're being a total mess.
She texted me at 2 am when I got fired.
She brought me soup when my cat died.
She cried with me when my ex came back.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fancy word for someone who knows how to make love like it's a competition. Usually likes rock music, but don't let that fool you, she's got moves.
He said she could make a statue cum.
She once danced with a rock star and won.
She turned my crush into a blubbering mess.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Galila is the reason your group of friends still talks to each other. She’s always the first to laugh, the last to leave, and the one who remembers your weird childhood stories.
She texted me during a test to tell me about her dog’s new dance moves.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
She cried with me when my brother broke my phone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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That feeling when you know something bad is about to happen, and you can’t do anything about it. It’s like the universe is giving you the middle finger.
I had that feeling before my car broke down.
I knew my mom was going to yell at me before she even opened her mouth.
I felt it before my dog ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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J-La is a name that means ‘God will protect’ and ‘victory’ all in one. It’s also the name of a girl who probably thinks she’s the best at everything.
She told me God would protect her from my annoying brother.
She said she’d win every competition ever.
She claimed she could beat my dad at chess.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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