J name theory

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The J name theory says that any guy with a name starting with J is total garbage and you should run away from them. Your friends will back you up on this.

My ex was named Jason. He was the worst. Still is.

I dated a Jeff. He broke my heart and my phone.

Jared? Please. He texted me 12 times a day and called me 'love'. I was not love.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The J name theory is when people change names from J to N and back again. It only works sometimes and it’s weird.

My friend changed her name from Jill to Nina. It didn’t help.

My cousin tried to switch his name from Joe to Neil. He still smells like a Joe.

My sister’s name is Jenny. She tried to be named Jennyne. It was confusing.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The J name theory says that every girl has been cheated on by a J named guy. They’re usually jerks and try to control you.

My ex was named Jake. He cheated on me and called me ‘baby’ 40 times a day.

I dated a James. He didn’t like me and he called me ‘dear’ 20 times a day.

My friend’s ex was named Jason. He tried to control her and called her ‘love’ 50 times a day.

by Slangipedia 12d ago