Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a place where people write down their boring thoughts and pretend they matter

My teacher made me write a J-nal about my dog. It was the worst day ever.

He posted his J-nal on the internet. No one read it. Not even his mom.

I tried to write a J-nal. I fell asleep halfway through. Classic me.

2

a fancy word for a piece of paper that gets you in trouble

She got in trouble for not doing her J-nal. Big mistake.

He wrote his J-nal in crayon. The teacher was mad.

They read my J-nal out loud. It was embarrassing.

3

a thing people do to make you feel like you’re important, even though you’re not

My teacher said I had to write a J-nal. I cried.

He wrote a J-nal about his lunch. It was a disaster.

She made me read my J-nal in front of the class. I wanted to die.

4

a punishment that looks like work but is just a waste of time

They gave me a J-nal for talking too much. It was mean.

He wrote his J-nal on the floor. It was messy.

I got a J-nal because I didn’t do my homework. Classic.

5

a thing you do when you’re forced to think and it hurts your brain

My J-nal made my brain hurt. It was real.

He wrote his J-nal in the bathroom. It was weird.

She made me do a J-nal. I almost exploded.