Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Wanking in the bathroom when no one wants to be seen doing it.

Man in a crowded mall bathroom goes full solo.

Guy at the gym peeks through the stall door and starts wanking.

Bro in the school bathroom peeks through the crack and starts jacking off.

2

A crazy idea that says J names take over other names if they start with J and end with N. It’s kinda true but also super fake.

Why is my friend named Jillian now? It’s J + N magic.

My cousin changed his name to Jordan because of J + N.

My teacher named her dog Jason because of J + N.

3

Calling peanut butter and jelly PB and J, but with a J at the end, not an L.

PB and J, not PB and L, stupid people.

PB and J, like I said.

PB and J, not PB and L, that’s for fags.

4

When two people click so hard they’re like peanut butter and jam. They’re in love, they’re cool, and they finish each other’s sentences.

My girlfriend and I are like PB and J, it’s perfect.

My bro and his girlfriend are like PB and J, they’re so good together.

My mom and dad are like PB and J, they’ve been together forever.

5

A man doing a 69 with a woman, then pulling out and getting a BJ right before he cums.

Bro in the hotel room doing a 69 then getting a BJ.

Guy at the party doing a 69 then getting a BJ.

Dude at the restaurant doing a 69 then getting a BJ.

6

Gin and Juice, but with more juice and less gin.

I drank a whole bottle of juice with some gin.

Gin and Juice is just juice with some gin.

I put more juice in my Gin and Juice than I put in my pants.

7

A duck from Untitled Goose Game making a noise like it’s angry.

The duck in the game made a noise like it was mad.

That duck in the game was angry and quacked.

The duck in the game went full angry quack.