J move

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A J move is when a Jew does something so sneaky and dirty it makes you want to cry and throw up at the same time. It always backfires on you.
Your dad said he'd eat the last piece of pizza, but he took it and ate it in front of you.
Your sister said she'd help you with your math homework, but she failed it on purpose.
Your uncle promised to give you his old video game, but he sold it and got a new one.
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A J move is when a Jew takes something from you or lies to get what they want, and you end up looking like a fool.
Your mom said she'd let you stay up late, but she made you go to bed at 8.
Your cousin said he'd split the last slice of cake with you, but he ate the whole thing.
Your brother said he'd help you clean your room, but he just made it worse.
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