J-Moneyyy

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Has a obsession with cash and will do anything to get it, even if it means robbing your grandma.

J-Moneyyy just stole my lunch money because he wanted to buy a pizza and a soda.

She texted me, 'I’ll be rich by Friday or I’ll burn down the mall.'

He spent his last dollar on a snack and now he’s mad at the universe.

A girl who claims to be Jesus, but only if you give her enough money.

'I’m Jesus,' she said, 'but only if you give me $20.'

She walked into class and said, 'I’m the son of God, and I want a donut.'

Her Instagram bio says 'Jesus' but her stories are just shopping sprees.

Can’t stop thinking about money, it’s like it’s stuck in their brain and won’t let go.

He dreams about money, even when he’s sleeping.

She got a tattoo of a dollar sign on her forehead because she can’t stop thinking about it.

He tried to forget about money, but it came back like a ghost.