J-Money Chug

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A white or Jewish guy wakes up angry on a couch because his friends gave him a full beer without asking. He looks at them like they owe him money and gulps the beer like it's a curse. It takes him 8-10 seconds, and he only drinks 1/8th of it. Everyone laughs at him like he's a failure.
My friend woke up to a beer and a bunch of guys laughing. He chugged it like it was the last day on Earth.
J-Money Chug happened again. Only 1/8th was gone. The guy was mad.
He tried to look cool while chugging. Failed. Only 1/8th was gone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jewish kid gets woken up by his friends with a full beer. He grabs it and tries to drink it like it's a battle. It takes 8-10 seconds, and he only drinks a little. It's the worst thing ever. Everyone makes fun of him.
He woke up to a beer and tried to chug it. Only 1/8th was gone. He was embarrassed.
My friend did the J-Money Chug again. He looked like a loser.
He tried to be cool. It didn't work. Only 1/8th was gone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A white or Jewish guy gets yelled at by his friends for waking up. They put a full beer in front of him. He gulps it like it's the end of the world. It takes 8-10 seconds, and he only drinks 1/8th. It's a disgrace.
He was yelled at for waking up. Then he had to chug a beer. Only 1/8th was gone.
The J-Money Chug happened again. He looked like a total mess.
He tried to be tough. Only 1/8th of the beer was gone. He failed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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