j-money

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A walking glitter bomb who thinks everyone else is a sad, sweaty mess. He’s so sweet it makes your teeth hurt.
J-Money brought me cupcakes at 2 a. m. and cried when I didn’t eat them all.
He told my mom he loved her and then texted her a selfie in a bathrobe.
He gave a homeless guy a $20 tip and then cried for an hour.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A trash-talking, YouTube legend who fights like a chicken and calls people names like ‘Hoagie Fucker’ and ‘Pubeless Porta’.
J-Money screamed at a guy for 10 minutes and then lost.
He made a movie about a chicken and called it ‘The Worst Rapper Alive’.
He beat up a guy named Pubeless Porta and then took a nap.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A white kid who thinks he’s cool, wears a hoodie, and acts like he’s in a rap video from 2003.
He said, ‘I’m a gangsta,’ and then cried because he spilled coffee.
He tried to flex and tripped over a chair.
He called his mom ‘the homie’ and then cried because she didn’t like it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human trash can with fingers that look like they’ve been burned and eyes that look like they’ve seen too much.
He walked into a room and everyone ran out screaming.
He tried to say hello and it sounded like a dying dog.
He sat next to me and I got a migraine.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The GOAT, the king of all time, the person who is literally perfect and everyone else is just a sad, sweaty mess.
He ate a whole pizza in 10 seconds and then cried because it was too good.
He beat up a guy named Hoagie Fucker and then took a nap.
He is the best at everything and everyone else is just sad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who wakes up mad, sees a beer, and tries to chug it like it’s a competition. It’s embarrassing and sad.
He chugged a beer and only drank 1/8th of it and then cried.
He tried to chug a beer and spilled it on his face.
He woke up mad and drank a beer like it was a death sentence.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A loud, annoying sound you make when you don’t want to use a real horn because it’s too weak and embarrassing.
He screamed like a dying dog instead of using a real horn.
He used his voice like a horn and it sounded like a sad man.
He made a horn sound with his mouth and it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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