Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you mess up so bad it feels like J hit you with a bag of bricks

My math test had 20 questions and I got 3 right. J moment.

I tried to text my crush and sent a selfie of my dog. J moment.

I ate a whole pizza and then cried. J moment.

2

When you say or do something so stupid it makes you wish J had a chainsaw

I told my teacher I was sick because I ate too much candy. J moment.

I tried to explain a joke and it just got worse. J moment.

I thought ‘J moment’ was a type of pizza. J moment.

3

When you act like a complete idiot and it makes you wonder why J doesn’t just throw you out the window

I walked into class wearing pajamas. J moment.

I tried to solve a problem by screaming at the board. J moment.

I said ‘J moment’ like it was a swear word. J moment.

4

When you do something so dumb it feels like J just cursed your entire life

I tried to flirt with my neighbor and asked if she wanted a sock. J moment.

I ate a whole cake and then tried to run a mile. J moment.

I texted my mom ‘I love you’ and she replied ‘I hate you.’ J moment.

5

When you act like a total moron and it makes you wish J had a net for catching dumb people

I tried to do my homework and drew a mustache on my dog. J moment.

I told my friend I was a superhero and jumped off a chair. J moment.

I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom and then fell down. J moment.

6

When you mess up so bad it feels like J is going to come and slap you with a giant cheeseburger

I tried to cook breakfast and set my kitchen on fire. J moment.

I said ‘I love you’ to my dog and he ran away. J moment.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was screaming. J moment.