J-milking

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You're too chicken to J-walk alone so you wait for a bunch of people to cross so they can make the cars stop and then you sneak in like a coward because you know the cars will stop for a crowd.

I waited for 10 people to cross before I even stepped out. I'm not a hero, I'm a spectator.

I saw a group of 5 and thought, 'Okay, I'll cross with them.' Then I realized I'm just a sidekick.

I stood there like a statue until there were 8 people in front of me. Then I bolted like a scared rabbit.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You hide behind a crowd of people when you J-walk because you're too afraid to be seen and you hope the cars will stop just because there's a bunch of people in front of them.

I waited for the whole bus to cross before I even thought about moving. I'm not brave, I'm lazy.

I stood behind a group of 7 people like a ghost. I didn't even try to cross first.

I waited until there were 12 people crossing before I walked. I'm not scared, I'm strategic.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're too scared to J-walk by yourself so you wait for a big group to cross and then you tag along like you're part of a secret club that only crosses when there are enough people to make the cars stop.

I waited for a group of 10 people before I crossed. I’m not a J-walker, I’m a J-groupie.

I waited until there were 8 people crossing before I even took a step. I’m not brave, I’m a J-follower.

I waited for the whole family to cross before I joined in. I’m not a hero, I’m a J-observer.

by Slangipedia 11d ago