J Mickey

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A shirt that looks like a rainbow vomited on a kid who thinks they're fancy
My uncle wears that shirt every day and still thinks he's a king.
That shirt is so loud it makes my dog cry.
I tried to wear that shirt once and got called a walking traffic jam.
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A bruise on your butt that looks like a love bite from a very angry donut
My cousin got a J Mickey from trying to sit on a hot stove.
I got a J Mickey from my mom because I forgot to do my chores.
That J Mickey looks like it was left by a very mad pizza.
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