J-Meister

Aging Trending

11 views · Added 1mo ago · 3 definitions

1
The J-Meister sits around all day chowing down on DNF fanfics, collecting Discord kittens like they're going out of style, and flexing his hench skills while dripping in sexy. He’s a sussy fake and my favorite pissboy.
J-Meister just ate 10 fanfics and now he's floating in the Discord server.
He rounded up 5 kittens and called them his henchmen. They’re now his slaves.
He’s so sexy he made the internet crash. Again.
2
The J-Meister is a lazy bum who reads DNF fanfics for fun, rounds up Discord kittens like they’re candy, and shows off his hench skills while being the most annoyingly sexy person ever. He’s a sussy fraud and my favorite pissboy.
He’s been reading DNF fanfics for 2 hours and still has energy to round up kittens.
He showed off his hench skills by making 3 kittens do push-ups.
He’s so sexy he made the server lag. Again.
3
The J-Meister is a total waste of space who reads DNF fanfics all day, gathers up Discord kittens like they’re trophies, and brags about being hench and sexy. He’s a sussy fake and my favorite pissboy.
He read a DNF fanfic so long he forgot to feed the kittens.
He gathered 10 kittens and made them all his henchmen. Poor things.
He’s so sexy he made the internet crash. Again.
xs