J-May

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A nickname so bad it makes your mom cry and your dad laugh until he pees his pants.

My friend calls him J-May because he's too weak to say his full name.

I told my teacher J-May was my dog's name and she gave me a detention.

My brother tried to be cool and called him J-May. Now he's stuck with it.

A name so silly it should be banned by the government and all the cool kids.

My crush called him J-May and now I think he’s a loser.

My dad started calling my teacher J-May and now we all do.

I told my mom J-May was my new brother and she said I was adopted.

A name so dumb it could make a genius cry and a baby laugh.

My friend’s dog is named J-May and it’s the worst.

I called my principal J-May and now I have to clean the halls.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz because I called my cat J-May.