J masta

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A fat joke lover who thinks they're hilarious but everyone else thinks they're a mess. They make bad jokes and laugh at them like they're gold. The one in Washington is the worst, they’re fat, loud, and their jokes are like stale pizza.
@j_masta: I once told a joke about my pants. It was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
My mom says I’m the worst J Masta ever. She’s right.
I tried to tell a joke at school. No one laughed. Not even the principal.
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The person who thinks they’re the funniest in the state, but they’re just loud and clumsy. They tell jokes that no one understands and then act like it’s a big deal. The one in Washington is so fat they make the joke.
I told a joke about my breakfast. It was about toast. No one got it.
I tried to be funny at the mall. I failed. Hard.
I told a joke about my pet goldfish. It was a disaster.
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The chunky joke king (or queen) who thinks they’re the best at being funny, but they’re just loud and dumb. They make jokes that are like bad pizza, everyone knows it’s bad, but they still eat it. The Washington one is the worst, they’re like a joke made of jokes.
I told a joke about my socks. It was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
I tried to be funny at lunch. My joke was about my sandwich. It was bad.
I told a joke to my teacher. She didn’t laugh. She gave me a pop quiz.
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