J-Mash

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A hot girl with a J name who can beat you up so hard you’ll be calling her ‘Mash’ before you even hit the floor. She’s got good music taste and can draw better than your grandma.
My ex is a J-Mash. I tried to flirt. She broke my nose. Now I know why she’s called Mash.
That J-Mash at the art show drew a better version of me than I did myself.
I asked her out. She said no. Then she kicked my ass. Classic J-Mash.
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A J-named girl so good-looking and smart she’ll make you feel like an idiot. She can beat you up and still have time to make a TikTok about it.
That J-Mash just beat me up and posted a video of it. I got 12 likes. She got 10,000.
I tried to impress her with my math skills. She solved a calculus problem while I was still figuring out how to subtract.
She’s a J-Mash. I asked her to the prom. She asked me to the hospital.
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A girl with a J name who’s got beauty, brains, and the strength to take you down. She’s got a good taste in music and can draw a better version of you than you can.
That J-Mash drew me as a chicken. I’m still mad.
She beat me up during the school talent show. I sang. She kicked my ass.
I asked her out. She said yes. Then she beat me up. J-Mash is the best.
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