J Mascis

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The best guitar player in the whole world. He leads a band called Dinosaur Jr that people love. He also has other bands because he's too good to just stick with one.
I’ve heard him play and it's like watching a wizard with a guitar.
He’s the only reason I still listen to rock music.
He’s like a rock star but with more hair and less patience.
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A guitar god who started a band called Dinosaur Jr. He’s got other bands because he’s never satisfied with just one.
He plays so good, it’s like he’s got a magic guitar and a magic finger.
He’s the reason I still know what rock music is.
He’s like a rock star who doesn’t know how to shut up.
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The guy who plays the guitar so good, it’s like he’s got a whole army of rock stars in his head. He leads Dinosaur Jr and also has other bands because he’s too good for just one.
He’s so good, it’s like he’s got a PhD in rock music and a side hustle in being awesome.
He’s the reason I still like rock music even though I hate most of it.
He’s like a rock star who also teaches guitar and still has time to be cool.
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