J-Margolised

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Getting flattened like a pancake by a bike that’s going full speed. It’s like being hit by a moving wall made of metal and fury.
My cousin got J-Margolised by a bike going 30 mph in the middle of the street. He looked like a broken toy.
I saw a guy get J-Margolised by a bike while eating a hot dog. The hot dog flew like a missile.
My dog got J-Margolised by a bike and now he’s limping like a grandma on a walking tour.
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Getting hit so hard by a bike that it feels like your bones are being shaken by a demon.
That kid got J-Margolised by a bike and his face turned into a tomato.
I got J-Margolised by a bike while trying to cross the street. I’m still sore.
My uncle got J-Margolised by a bike and now he talks to the bike like it’s his ex.
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Getting run over by a bike so fast it feels like you were never meant to be on the sidewalk.
My friend got J-Margolised by a bike and his lunch flew out of his mouth like a bird.
I saw a guy get J-Margolised by a bike while wearing sunglasses. He looked like a movie star who just got hit by a truck.
My little brother got J-Margolised by a bike and now he’s crying like a baby who lost his cookie.
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