j-marc'd

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When someone hides you on Facebook but still calls you out like you’re a troublemaker for posting dumb stuff that no one asked for. They think being seen is being loved, but you’re just a background character in their drama.
Why are you still posting memes at 3 a. m.?
You’re not even my friend, but you’re still my problem.
I blocked you, but I still commented on your post.
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Getting j-marc’d is like being yelled at by your ex for liking a pizza post, even though you haven’t talked in a year. You’re marked as a pain but still get a tiny bit of attention.
You liked my pizza post? You’re still my problem.
I haven’t seen you in months, but you’re still on my feed.
I blocked you, but I still called you out.
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When you’re not deleted, but you’re still called out for being a pain because you post random stuff that nobody wants to see. You’re like the ugly stepchild of Facebook.
Why are you still posting about your cat’s hairball?
You’re not even my friend, but you’re still my problem.
I marked you, but I still called you out.
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You get j-marc’d when you’re still on someone’s list but they’re mad at you for posting stuff that doesn’t matter. It’s like being in the class but getting extra homework.
Why are you still posting about your day?
You’re in my list but I still called you out.
You’re not even my friend, but you’re still my problem.
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Being j-marc’d is when you’re not deleted, but you’re still called out for being a pain because you post stuff that nobody cares about. You’re like the weird kid in the back of the bus who still talks.
You’re not even my friend, but you’re still my problem.
Why are you still posting about your lunch?
I marked you but I still called you out.
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When you get j-marc’d, you’re still on someone’s list but they’re mad at you for posting stuff that doesn’t matter. It’s like being in the club but still getting mocked.
You’re still on my list, but I still called you out.
Why are you still posting about your dog’s breath?
You’re not even my friend, but you’re still my problem.
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