J-Mann

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The crazy-ass singer from Mushroomhead who could scream like a banshee and rap like a f***ing lunatic. He got kicked out because he was too much and got replaced by some guy named Waylon who probably thinks he’s cool.
J-Mann was the reason I stopped eating breakfast. He screamed so loud, my eggs jumped out of the pan.
He used to wear face paint like he was trying to scare a toddler. It didn’t work. The toddler just laughed.
I once heard him rap while he was covered in glitter. It was like a nightmare came to life.
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A guy who sang like he was being tortured and rapped like he had a f***ing grudge with the world. He got booted from the band because he was too much and now some guy named Waylon is trying to be cool.
J-Mann was the only reason I ever screamed during a concert. He made my voice go to a whole new level of f***ed up.
He wore white face and black lips like it was a fashion statement. It was just a disaster waiting to happen.
He once rapped in glitter and I swear my eyes hurt for a week.
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The guy who could scream like a f***ing robot and rap like he was mad at life. He got kicked out of the band because he was too much and now Waylon is trying to be cool and probably thinks he’s better.
J-Mann once screamed so loud, my dog ran away and hid under the couch. It was epic.
He wore face paint like it was a hobby. It wasn’t. It was a mistake.
He rapped in glitter and I got glitter in my hair. I still have it.
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