J-Maine

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To get so wasted you'll try to bang anything that moves, even if it's old, ugly, or doesn't want to be touched.

I tried to flirt with the vending machine after my third shot.

He tried to kiss the dog at the bar. The dog ran away.

She made out with a mop. It was a bad idea.

Getting so trashed you'll try to have sex with anything that moves, no matter how gross or dumb it is.

He tried to seduce the barista. She gave him a coffee instead.

She tried to make out with a chair. It didn't work.

He tried to hit on the bartender. She just laughed and poured him another drink.

Getting so wasted you'll try to have sex with anything that moves, even if it's old, weird, or doesn't want to be touched.

He tried to kiss the waiter. The waiter just smiled and took his order.

She tried to flirt with a statue. It didn't respond.

He tried to make out with the door. It just opened.

Getting so drunk you'll try to have sex with anything that moves, even if it's gross, old, or doesn't want to be touched.

He tried to make out with the bartender. She just gave him a shot.

She tried to seduce the mop. It was a total fail.

He tried to hit on the table. It didn't move.

Getting so wasted you'll try to have sex with anything that moves, no matter how old, gross, or dumb it is.

He tried to kiss the pizza. It was a bad idea.

She tried to flirt with the bar. It didn't work.

He tried to make out with the ceiling fan. It just kept spinning.

Getting so drunk you'll try to have sex with anything that moves, even if it's old, weird, or doesn't want to be touched.

He tried to hit on the bar. It just stayed there.

She tried to make out with the waiter. He took her order.

He tried to seduce the mop. It was a total disaster.