J-mail

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A bunch of copied emails about God that your grandma forwards to everyone she knows because she thinks she’s doing a good deed.
Your grandma sends you an email about how Jesus is coming back next week and it’s all because of a donut.
Your uncle forwards a message about the Rapture and it includes a photo of a cat wearing a crown.
Your aunt sends a mass email about the end times and it’s signed with 'Love, Grandma and the Holy Spirit.'
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A gross, long email about religion that your grandpa sends to everyone he knows, even if they don’t want it.
Your grandpa sends a 10-page email about how the devil is trying to take over your phone.
Your cousin gets an email about the second coming and it’s attached to a photo of your uncle in a superhero costume.
Your grandma forwards an email about the apocalypse and it says, ‘Don’t forget to pray before breakfast.’
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A holy email that gets sent to your whole family by someone who thinks they’re special and knows everything about God.
Your cousin gets an email from your aunt about how God is speaking to her through a chicken.
Your brother receives a message from your uncle saying that the devil is in your brother’s sock drawer.
Your mom sends a mass email about how the end of the world is coming and it’s because of a missed prayer.
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