j-macking it

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making out like you're both on stupid meds and also having sex because you're both too lazy to take your pants off
They were j-macking it in the hallway like they were both high and drunk at the same time.
He was j-macking it with his crush during lunch like he had no brain cells left.
They were j-macking it in the gym like they were both going to pass out from how hard they were doing it.
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when someone gets totally roasted by another person's dumb luck
She got totally roasted when her friend won the lottery and she didn't.
He got roasted when his buddy got picked for the best team and he didn't.
She got roasted when her friend got the last slice of pizza and she didn't.
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a nickname you give yourself because you love something so much it's annoying
He called himself a 'muffin master' because he loved muffins so much it was ridiculous.
She named herself 'cookie queen' because she ate cookies all day and it was annoying.
He called himself 'lunch legend' because he ate lunch every hour and it was weird.
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when you're being totally fancy and showing off like a boss
He was being totally fancy and showing off like he was in a movie.
She was being fancy and showing off like she had a million dollars.
They were being fancy and showing off like they were famous.
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moving from a bad school to a good one, usually because you want to be on a better team
He moved to a new school because he wanted to be on the best soccer team.
She moved schools because she wanted to be on the best basketball team.
They moved to a better school because they wanted to be on the best football team.
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