J-Mack

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A nickname you give yourself because you're too dumb to think of anything else.

J-Mack because I love math and I'm also a total idiot.

Called myself J-Mack because I thought it sounded cool and also dumb.

I'm J-Mack because I failed everything but still think I'm the best.

When someone gets everything they want just because they're born lucky and you're not.

That kid got into the best school just because his dad is rich. J-Mack moment.

I got detention and he got a pizza. Classic J-Mack.

He got the last slice of pizza. J-Mack.

Going wild with your friends by making out and having sex like you're all on a crazy mission.

We were all making out like it was the end of the world. J-Mack mode activated.

Had sex in the hallway because we were all insane. J-Mack level 100.

Making out with three people at once. J-Mack on full blast.

When you're out here being extra fancy and showing off like you're the king of the street.

He showed up in a brand new car. Pimpin' like a J-Mack.

She wore all the best clothes. That's J-Mack energy.

He had a new watch and a new car. Full J-Mack mode.

Moving from a crummy school to a fancy one just because you're good at sports and your brain is still dumb.

I moved schools because I could run faster than everyone else. J-Mack move.

Left my old school for a better one because I was the best at basketball. J-Mack life.

Transferred because I got into the best school for soccer. J-Mack upgrade.