Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a way to make them feel like they’ve been stabbed in the crotch with a rusty spoon

She hit him with a j-lure and he started crying like a baby.

He got j-lured and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

The j-lure was so strong, he forgot his own name.

2

when you make someone so confused, they question their entire life choices

He was j-lured and now he’s questioning why he ever wore pants.

She got j-lured and started talking to the ceiling.

He got j-lured and now he thinks his dog is a wizard.

3

a magical spell that makes people forget they’re smart

She cast a j-lure on him, and now he thinks 2+2 is 5.

He got j-lured and now he thinks pizza is a vegetable.

The j-lure was so strong, he forgot how to tie his shoes.

4

a way to make people so dumb, they start arguing with their own reflection

He got j-lured and now he’s arguing with his mirror.

She was j-lured and started talking to her hair.

He got j-lured and now he thinks he’s a chicken.

5

a curse that makes people do the most embarrassing things in public

He got j-lured and started singing in a grocery store.

She got j-lured and danced on a subway.

He was j-lured and cried during a movie.

6

a spell that makes people forget they’re cool

He got j-lured and now he thinks he’s a nerdy kid.

She got j-lured and started wearing socks with sandals.

He was j-lured and now he eats spaghetti with a fork.