J Lucky

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When the universe throws you a bone and you catch it with your teeth and a mouthful of pizza.

I got promoted and my ex called me to say she got fired. J Lucky.

I ate the last slice of pizza and it was still warm. J Lucky.

I tripped into a pool and came out with a free drink. J Lucky.

When a girl gives you head with a mouth full of metal and you’re too dumb to notice.

She had braces and I didn’t care. J Lucky.

I got head and didn’t get cut. J Lucky.

She had a mouth full of metal and I was too drunk to care. J Lucky.