J-Lube

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A greasy goop that helps doctors and farm vets get their hands in the butt of cows, pigs, and anything that grunts. It’s like magic powder that turns into slimy sludge when you add water. Used for fisting, butt stuff, and when things get too big to fit.

I used J-Lube for my goat’s birth and my own anal fisting session. It was a double whammy.

The vet said J-Lube is like a second job for his cows. They’re sliding in and out like they’re doing the cha-cha.

I put so much J-Lube on my butt I could’ve slid down a hallway like a greased pig.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The dirtiest stuff a vet uses, and sometimes the dirtiest stuff you use on yourself. It’s like the poop of the gods, and it helps you push things in where they don’t belong. Used for fisting, butt stuff, and when you're too lazy to wipe.

My dog’s butt was so dry I had to use J-Lube like it was a dating app. He finally got laid.

The vet said J-Lube is the reason he’s still sane. Without it, he’d be stuck in a cow’s butt forever.

I used J-Lube to stuff my whole hand in my butt. It was like a greasy love letter from the inside.

by Slangipedia 11d ago