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A brain that’s loud as a jackhammer but still thinks the world is quiet. They’re also born with a konkey so big it looks like it was dipped in a sewer and left to fester.
I tried to explain the traffic, but he was too busy arguing with his konkey about why it didn’t fit in the door.
He walked into a wall and still didn’t notice until his konkey started yelling at him.
At the grocery store, he stared at the cereal aisle like it was a math test and his konkey was the proctor.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who thinks they’re the center of the universe, but their konkey is so big it’s like a personal hurricane.
He tried to balance on a chair, but his konkey made it look like a tightrope walk between two skyscrapers.
His konkey screamed at the TV when it showed a normal person without a konkey.
He tried to fit into a car and ended up looking like a side of beef.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person with a brain so loud it wakes the dead, but their konkey is so big it could be a new state.
He tried to talk to his friend, but his konkey was louder than a construction site.
He walked into a restaurant and the waiter asked if he wanted a seat or a new planet.
He tried to sit down and his konkey took up two seats and a napkin.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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