J-love

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A guy named Jon who got so much love he turned into a human version of a popularity contest. Now he's J-Love, and everyone else is just background noise.
Jon walked into the cafeteria and the whole room went silent. Then someone said, 'J-Love is here.'
At the bus stop, a kid dropped his lunch. Jon looked at him and said, 'You’re lucky I’m not J-Love right now.'
Jon’s mom said, 'If you don’t stop eating my cookies, I’ll take away your J-Love status.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The math teacher who is so cool he could make quadratic equations look like a dance party. And he's from the Congo, so he’s basically a math king.
During class, the teacher said, 'If you don’t get this problem, you’ll never be as chill as me.'
A student asked for extra credit. The teacher said, 'You’ll have to solve a math problem and dance to my beat.'
The teacher walked in with a bag of chips and a calculator. That was the day the math kingdom was saved.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone who starts with J falls for someone who starts with A, it’s like the universe decided to throw a party. They end up married, and everyone else is just sad.
Jon and Anna started dating after a math test. Now they’re married and he’s still J-Love.
A guy named Jack fell for Alice. They got married and now he’s J-Love 2.0.
Jill and Adam started a band called 'J-A Love.' It’s the best thing since pizza.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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