j-lot

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the dirty trick of cutting through a parking lot like it's your personal hallway just to skip waiting for the light to turn green

I j-lotted across the lot because I didn't want to wait for the light to turn green. I'm not lazy, I'm efficient.

The parking lot was a shortcut, not a punishment. I j-lotted like a boss.

I j-lotted across six cars and one sleeping security guard. He didn't even wake up.

when you treat a parking lot like a sidewalk and walk all over it because you're too cool to wait for the light

I j-lotted through the lot like it was my own private road. The light could wait.

I j-lotted across the lot so I wouldn't have to wait for the light. I'm too good for red lights.

I j-lotted across the lot because I was too lazy to wait. I'm a legend.

the ultimate act of disrespect to a red light by walking through a parking lot like it's your personal lane

I j-lotted across the lot like I owned it. The light had no power over me.

I j-lotted through the lot because I didn't respect the red light. It was a battle I won.

I j-lotted across the lot and the light just stared at me. I walked away.

when you walk through a parking lot instead of waiting for the light because you're too lazy to wait

I j-lotted across the lot because I'm too lazy to wait. I'm a legend in the making.

I j-lotted through the lot like I had nothing better to do. I don't.

I j-lotted across the lot because I was tired of waiting. I'm a legend.

the act of walking through a parking lot like you're breaking the law just to skip waiting for the light

I j-lotted across the lot like I was on a mission. The light was my enemy.

I j-lotted through the lot because I didn't want to wait. I'm a legend.

I j-lotted across the lot like I was in a movie. The light was just a background character.