J lo Allan

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A guy who works out so much his butt looks like it was hit by a truck full of donuts

My gym buddy is J lo Allan. He can bench press a cow.

She said she'd marry me if I got a six-pack. I got a butt-pack.

He flexes so hard his pants fall off. That’s how J lo Allan rolls.

A man who’s butt is so huge it could be a new planet

I saw J lo Allan at the mall. The escalator broke just looking at him.

He sat down next to me. My chair exploded. That’s J lo Allan.

He walked into a restaurant. The waiter said, 'Welcome to the new menu.'

A human being with a butt that could beat up a superhero

My uncle is J lo Allan. He once deadlifted a car. Then he ate a whole pizza.

He flexes so much he’s got a personal trainer for his butt.

He showed up to my birthday party and my cake collapsed. That’s J lo Allan.