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A dumbass who talks to themselves like they're a bunch of different people, and it's annoying as hell.

"Hey, I'm not you," said the guy who just yelled at himself for eating the last donut.

A man in a park screaming, "You're not a superhero, you're a failure!" to no one.

A kid in the hallway saying, "You're not my dad, you're my imaginary friend!" to his own shadow.

Someone who thinks they have multiple personalities, but it's just them being a loudmouth and arguing with themselves in public.

A girl in the mall yelling, "You're not cool, you're basic!" to her own reflection.

A guy on the bus screaming, "You're not a rockstar, you're a loser!" to his own face.

A kid at lunch saying, "You're not my friend, you're my enemy!" to his own backpack.

A person who's so messed up in the head they talk to themselves like they're a bunch of different people, and it's just plain weird.

A man on the street arguing, "You're not a king, you're a beggar!" to his own hat.

A girl in the grocery store yelling, "You're not a chef, you're a disaster!" to her own grocery cart.

A kid in the playground shouting, "You're not my brother, you're my imaginary friend!" to his own toy.

A person who's so dumb they think they're having a conversation with their own self, and it's just sad.

A guy on the bus whispering, "You're not a genius, you're a disaster." to himself.

A woman at the gym yelling, "You're not a goddess, you're a fraud!" to her own reflection.

A kid in class saying, "You're not my friend, you're my enemy!" to his own pencil.

A person who's so lost in their own mind they think they're talking to multiple people, but it's just them being a lunatic.

A man in the park screaming, "You're not a king, you're a clown!" to his own shadow.

A kid on the bus yelling, "You're not my dad, you're my imaginary friend!" to his own backpack.

A woman at the store arguing, "You're not a goddess, you're a failure!" to her own shopping cart.

A person who thinks they're having a conversation with themselves, but it's just them being a mess and making it worse.

A man in the park shouting, "You're not a hero, you're a disaster!" to his own face.

A kid in the hallway yelling, "You're not my friend, you're my enemy!" to his own shoes.

A woman on the bus screaming, "You're not a queen, you're a failure!" to her own reflection.