j-lib

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A cursed black Jeep Liberty that lives in Lakeland, Florida and hates everyone who dares to touch it.

That j-lib is haunted. I tried to start it and it hissed at me.

The j-lib is like a dog that only likes one person and bites the rest.

I swear that j-lib has a soul. It’s probably the soul of a 1980s gym teacher.

A squad of girls who ride around in a Jeep Liberty like it’s their personal throne and everyone else is just background noise.

Those j-lib girls showed up and I had to park my car in the street just to make room for them.

I saw the j-lib girls at the mall and they all waved at me like I was their best friend.

The j-lib girls passed me in the drive-thru and I got extra fries just to be nice.