J Levi

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Jack Levi is a hereford boy who can make the purple Aki effect look like a toddler’s tantrum. He loves feeling muscles and checking out dongs like they’re on sale.
Jack Levi just measured my dad’s dong and called it a 'disappointment.'
He showed up at the grocery store just to compare sausages.
He texted me: 'Aki effect is weak. I’m here to bring the pain.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Levi is a hereford boy who’s got the purple Aki effect beat like a drum. He loves feeling muscles and judging dongs like they’re in a talent show.
He showed up at my gym and asked if I had a 'flexible arm.'
He texted me: 'Your sausage is cute, but I’ve seen better.'
He measured my teacher’s dong and laughed like it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Levi is a hereford boy who’s mastered the purple Aki effect so well he could probably make a dead man flex. He loves feeling muscles and looking at dongs like they’re his best friend.
He showed up at my lunch table and asked if I wanted to 'compare arms.'
He texted me: 'Your sausage is meh. I’ve got better.'
He measured my brother’s dong and called it 'okay, but not great.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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