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when you get wrecked because you're too dumb to know better
I tried to fix my car and now it's on fire. J-kob.
My dog ate my homework. J-kob.
I married my cousin. J-kob.
j-kob
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a messed-up person born from a drunk hillbilly and a screaming parent
My uncle is a j-kob. He thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My cousin is a j-kob. She talks to chickens.
My neighbor is a j-kob. He tried to build a rocket out of trash.
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the thing you laugh at when someone else is being a total idiot
My brother is a j-kob. He tried to run a marathon in flip-flops.
My friend is a j-kob. He thinks the internet is a real person.
My mom is a j-kob. She tried to cook a pizza with a hammer.